Author Topic: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports  (Read 2260 times)

Offline lynxer

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A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:18:30 PM »
Afternoon MothaBraapas

Remember always wear a helmet


Use the Buddy System


Please leave the butt sniffing off the track


Stay away from the Hay Bales







And most importantly! Please remember to ALWAYS EVERY TIME USE AN ISR APPROVED WARM UP STAND WITH A BACK PLATE AND SIDES!!!!!! If you don't your old ass out of shape buddy braaaaper will drop the sled when you have the loud handle ripped up to 10k on the tachotelltell and it will drive right over your buddy. and even if you get a strong buddy brah that can actually hold the sled up odds are you didn't even use f%!#^ red lock tight on your studs and he will get a dart right through his ball sack / testicles or even someone else's testicles. This is bad. Real bad.





OK- lied when I said most important.


MOST IMPORTANTLY DO NOT MOVE KEN MOTHERFUXKIN DAY'S CONES! THEY ARE NOT YOUR CONES. DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THOSE FUXKKIN CONES!
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.

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Re: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2014, 04:20:00 PM »
Also- I will buy you a Pork Chop if you can positively identify who each person in this photo is.
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.

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Re: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2014, 04:32:19 PM »
kyle,ken,tom,brian and jeff
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Re: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2014, 06:30:50 PM »
kyle,ken,tom,brian and jeff




oooooooo Swing and a Miss   dead horse try again mofos P!!mp
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.

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Re: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2014, 06:53:53 PM »


  Cleaning out the sled with out a proper jackstand, holding it up by hand.. Immediate DQ.. Load up and leave the premise. You could of killed Steenerson!
 I Emailed this to ISR.
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Re: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2014, 08:31:58 PM »
kyle,ken,tom,brian and jeff




oooooooo Swing and a Miss   dead horse try again mofos P!!mp

kyle,ken,tom,brian and jeff "that really shy Miller Beer dude that hates having his picture taken."

Do I win anything?
I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.

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Re: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2014, 06:34:13 AM »
kyle,ken,tom,brian and jeff




oooooooo Swing and a Miss   dead horse try again mofos P!!mp

kyle,ken,tom,brian and jeff "that really shy Miller Beer dude that hates having his picture taken."

Do I win anything?
Ill give you a B for effort on this one Brian. ;)

Come on mofos you don't know who that is?! Flipping Burgers at the HOF!?
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.

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Re: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2014, 08:49:20 AM »
Kieth W...
Looks like CP got me again....  Oh well, lessons at 9 AM.  Visa and MC accepted...

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Re: A safety announcement from Lynxer Speed Sports
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2015, 07:09:20 PM »
Kieth W...

I owe you a pork chop! You were with him that night! I believe drinking grain belt at the tiki bar shortly after this photo!!!
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.