Afternoon MothaBraapas
Remember always wear a helmet

Use the Buddy System

Please leave the butt sniffing off the track

Stay away from the Hay Bales

And most importantly! Please remember to ALWAYS EVERY TIME USE AN ISR APPROVED WARM UP STAND WITH A BACK PLATE AND SIDES!!!!!! If you don't your old ass out of shape buddy braaaaper will drop the sled when you have the loud handle ripped up to 10k on the tachotelltell and it will drive right over your buddy. and even if you get a strong buddy brah that can actually hold the sled up odds are you didn't even use f%!#^ red lock tight on your studs and he will get a dart right through his ball sack / testicles or even someone else's testicles. This is bad. Real bad.

OK- lied when I said most important.
MOST IMPORTANTLY DO NOT MOVE KEN MOTHERFUXKIN DAY'S CONES! THEY ARE NOT YOUR CONES. DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THOSE FUXKKIN CONES!
