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Offline Oldsledz

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Free Candy!
« on: November 25, 2016, 10:38:04 PM »
I know it is not sled related , but you could eat it while riding.

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I know, sounds too good to be true, and a little creepy, but rest assured, this is a legitimate offer.

I bought a pack of Laffy Taffy yesterday, or maybe it was the day before, and I like the pink ones the best. They remind me of the first time I got laid, that sweet surrender, and per usual, I dispatch of them rather quickly. Next to go were the purple ones, which aren't as good, just okay. Then the green, which taste kind of like old grass clippings soaked in off-brand Kool-Aid, but if you're in for a dime, you're in for a dollar, I always say.

At least until it came to these ones, the dreaded yellows. These things taste like wet newspaper, like old people socks, like Christmas with no presents. I don't know who decided to make gorilla farts a flavor and call it banana, but they should be fired as %*@^.

Anyway, some people like the flavor of black licorice, and some people put ketchup on their eggs, you know, all sorts of weird, degenerate shit. I'm sure there's someone out there that likes the taste of a dying rain forest, of crying dolphins. If that's you, or someone you know, I have four whole pieces for you, with the original bag, as pictured above. First come, first served, but I get the feeling I'll be feeding them to the poor garbage disposal before anyone comes to claim them.
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Offline zuknomad

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Re: Free Candy!
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2016, 05:53:00 AM »
Amazing. And I thought I had too much time on my hands...
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Offline chris r

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Re: Free Candy!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2016, 06:25:54 AM »
Amazing. And I thought I had too much time on my hands...

Seller probably playing on phone at work.  ::)

I don't know how, but it will.